Killer Kittens from Mars

“The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn’t real. I know that, and I also know that if I’m careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.” 
― Stephen King, Night Shift

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My favorite memory of Devil May Cry is pouring tons of hours into the third game. I lost so many hours that when I closed my eyes I could still see the HUD. Every time I got close to falling asleep, Dante’s health would dip and I’d jerk awake to save him. I loved that game.

So when they announced today that they are realeasing an HD collection of the first three Devil May Cry games, on the PS3 and the 360, I jumped for joy. It’s going to be realeased in early 2012 for $40.00. If you like hack’n’slash and have not bought this game, you should punch yourself in the face. Then you should get your pre-order ready for this great gaming classic.

Dead Island is like Borderlands, except with more zombies and less humor. 

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‎’E’s not pinin’! ‘E’s passed on! This computer is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the perch ‘e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig! ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-COMPUTER!!
… just in case you are wondering why I’m not posting any updates, I think this pretty much explains it. I’ll try to update from school, but no promises.

For the month of October you can expect a lot of interesting coming your way!

You’ve probably already noticed the theme change, but there are a couple other updates I want to do this month. I’ll be reviewing Dead Island, and talking about scary things. I’m also going to try to get a podcast up this month! We’ll have to see how it goes, wish me luck.